That’s it! It’s Halloween! It’s time to dress in your ghoul-est finery, hand out candy to li’l trick-or-treaters, party it up with like-minded monsters, dance around bonfires to celebrate the end of the harvest, to welcome the spirits of those passed, for one last celebration before the coming darkness. If you need any party entertainment, just look back through this month’s postings. I’d personally recommend Zacherley’s Horrible Horror and The Hypnotic Eye Halloween Special. But be careful out there! Watch out for people driving like idiots, kids going from house to house, masked unstoppable killing machines out to slaughter the populace, and the rampaging armies of the undead, risen from their slumber to feast on the flesh of the living.
There’s a lot I didn’t get a chance to get to this year, but that just leaves more for next year. And hey, it’s not like I’m going to stop liking this crap for the other 11 months in between, right? So STAY TUNED, gentle viewers. More is sure to follow in the days, weeks and months to come!
The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize. They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me. I’ll see you all a little later…
— Dr. S